Will The Kids Be Alright?

Van Gaal's winning record with youth might be the real reason for his appointment by the Glazers

Assessing the lay of the land at Old Trafford on Friday, Paul Scholes became the latest inviolable name associated with the club to miss the giant white elephant skulking in the car park.

 

It's everywhere, in fact. It was in United's team sheet yesterday at the Stadium of Light. It lumbered on next to Michael Keane when Chris Smalling hobbled off, again. It was sat next to Louis Van Gaal - no stooge? - when he talked about United's lack of creative passing.

 

Avi Glazer and co should give serious thought to taking over a small country and setting up a totalitarian state. Do United have a small Stasi located in the bowels of that massive stadium, working day and night to 'discourage' negative pronouncements on the parasitic effect they have on the club?

 

Scholes, Neville et al were brought up in the standard United manner. The club is bigger than all those who walk down Sir Alex Ferguson Way. They recognise their forbearance and act accordingly when passing comment. That's not the same as keeping your head below the parapet. But the Glazers, cowards that they are, feed off the parsimony. They don't badmouth anybody - because it's bad for business.

 

The reason Van Gaal excited fans - and gets City fans switching the match on at 4pm, no less - is because he's cut from the same cloth as them. He refers to the board as 'my directors'. He gets in fights with people like Uli Hoeness. His principles are all-encompassing.

 

And he believes in youth. His pride at Xavi and Iniesta's achievements was evident in his interview with Gary Neville last week. He likes to remind people of what he did with Thomas Mueller, Holger Badstuber, David Alaba and Toni Kroos at Bayern. He nearly won a second Champions League with Ajax - with the same squad that he led to victory over Milan the year prior.

 

Everyone sees the connection, but stories of Angel di Maria cloud what could be the Glazers' real motivation for hiring Van Gaal. Sure, he's demanded better players. But he's also played Tyler Blackett and Michael Keane. He'll probably give Tom Lawrence and definitely James Wilson a chance, both being included in the season's first team squad. Jesse Lingard will probably also make an appearance.



Do players like James Wilson represent the future for United under the Glazers?

 

In the case of Keane and Blackett, his hand's rather been forced by a shocking lack of depth. But beneath United's floundering first team, their under 21 side remains strong. They were only beaten to the league title by Chelsea last season and have started this season well in second position. Further down the age bracket, six of the eleven current under-18 players have been capped by England.

 

The rumours of Welbeck's wishes to depart are offset a little by the superb form of Wilson, who netted five in six in last season's UEFA Youth League and seven in nine in the U21 Premier League. His two goals versus Hull City last season prompted an uncharacteristically sentimental outburst from Giggs, interim coach at the time. 

 

United were handed a relatively easy fixture list to open their season with - the first ten sides they play finished, on average, in 16th place last season. So this is undoubtedly the time to get youngsters like Blackett, Lingard and Keane involved.

 

Van Gaal will effusively reject any suggestion of manipulation. He will do the job his way, as noted during the club's marathon timetable around America midsummer. And it's true there was no one as good as Van Gaal immediately available when the club decided there was no substitute for regular, sustained success.

 

But instead of dreaming of the Bayern squad full of internationals playing breakneck football, or the Dutch-Brazilian fusion going on at Barcelona under his guidance, perhaps United fans should cast their eyes towards this year's Netherlands side.

A mix of youth and technical proficiency, sprinkled with stardust, that Van Gaal found a way of exploiting for delivering results. Sound familiar?

Picture thanks to the Telegraph

The Great Escapists: Part Two

Could the Midlands be deprived of a Premiership club by season's end, and is Garry Monk the right man to fix a fractured Swansea City?

Swansea City

 

The background

Garry Monk heads into the new campaign with a fresh mandate following the alarming slide in form under Michael Laudrup, which saw the club flirting with relegation whilst providing a backdrop for some decidedly soap-opera goings-on. Farces such as punch-ups between players is unlikely to be tolerated by a player who's captained the side at every level but is arguably yet to find his feet at the highest level.

 

Why are they candidates?

Nothing beats experience when it comes to high-pressure jobs, and a promotion from within is usually a tacit admission of interested candidates lacking quality. Monk has some admirable qualities but some of the numbers aren't pretty; Swansea lost by one goal more times than any other side last season (12) and they went without a win in nine, only arrested with three wins from the final four games. Quality players in Vorm and Davies have left for Spurs and Michu has pitched up at Champions League chasers Napoli.



Why will they stay up?

Monk has talked about re-integrating his players into the club's much-admired conduct on and off the pitch and reasserting what he no doubt sees as the greater cause. You'd expect no less from a man who made more starts for Swansea than the rest of his six clubs put together, and Tony Pulis has shown how far attitude can determine capability on a football pitch.

 

More tangible solace comes in the form of Bafetimbi Gomis, who has finally entered the Premier League after dozens of column inches in transfer gossip, signed on a free from Lyon. Monk is keen on a more directive style of play and Gomis and Bony should provide that in buckets. 

 

Who will they rely on?

The aforementioned Ivorian will be essential to Swansea carrying on as a Premier League club, and the return of Sigurdsson and Ki will add dynamism a side that occasionally thought a little too laterally last season.

 

Potential abounds in Shelvey and Fabianski, both arrived from clubs where pressure is the day job  An England side in transition may particularly benefit from the range of distribution Shelvey can offer. But the

 

Aston Villa

 

The background

It feels ridiculous to be writing about Aston Villa - average home attendance last season 36,080 - as relegation candidates, but there is nothing ceremonial about top-tier football when it comes to the drop, as Leeds, Newcastle and Man City will all attest.

 

The club appears riddled with a few ailments that did for that trio - a lack of spending after the gold rush saw nothing but Thursday nights in Russia and a 7-0 battering from Chelsea, a depleted playing squad, and a manager who has lost the faith of his followers following another deeply underwhelming season and the now-obligatory cup humiliation. It doesn't look good for Paul Lambert.

 

Why are they candidates?

The statistics are enough to make Lambert managerial casualty number one in very short order. Under his stewardship Villa have conceded 130 goals in two years. No player scored more than ten league goals last season - and that was Christian Benteke, who didn't play after April. And forget David Moyes and crossing - under Lambert Villa played 1292 long balls last season, by far and away the most in the league.

 

And that's before looking at whether the squad's equipped for another fight. Thanks mainly to Lerner's wish to sell up and move on, the squad has all the depth of a child's paddling pool. Alan Hutton and Darren Bent have been reintroduced to the squad after being marginalised by Lambert. And Kieran Richardson, Philippe Senderos, Joe Cole and Aly Cissokho appear to the equivalent of the sticky, unwrapped sweets that stick to the hand after rummaging around an empty tin.

 

Why will they stay up?

Why indeed? But if they do stay up, it's likely to have something to do with the spine of his team. In Guzan, Vlaar, Delph and Benteke Villa have a strong spine to the team, and in Vlaar one of the players of the World Cup (albeit in a 5-3-2 formation). There is creativity in the form of Andreas Weimann, and the return of Libor Kozak will be like a new signing after his disastrous introduction last year.

 

Villa also possess one of the better records against the top four. In eight games last year Villa collected 10 out of a possible 24 points - absolutely crucial considering they averaged less than a point per match in their other thirty.

 

Villa fans will hope to see more goals from Christian Benteke

Who will they rely on?

Vlaar and Benteke have undoubtedly been Lambert's stellar signings and on them Villa's best hopes hang. The Belgian is one of the stronger finishers in the league with 29 goals from 56 appearances for Villa, and if Lambert can find a way of utilising Vlaar in the sweeper capacity Van Gaal did during the World Cup, they stand a chance of significantly improving their position, especially with the consistently excellent Guzan in goal.

 

West Brom

 

The background

Whilst it's debatable anyone from outside the West Midlands knows what links the phrase 'boing boing' with the Baggies, it's not their recent league status. But West Brom begin their sixth consecutive Premier League season as candidates for the drop following a quiet summer. The focus on Alan Irvine's appointment feels premonitory and West Brom cannot afford to get another appointment wrong following a ropy campaign under Pepe Mel.

 

Why are they candidates?

Whilst the club have invested significant sums in players and management last season, few of their decisions worked out. Anichebe and Sessegnon both represented gambles and the dismissal of Pepe Mel after the dismissal of Steve Clarke earlier in the season did nothing for the team's confidence.

The statistics were similarly undistinguished. The side shared the lowest number of games won - 7 - with relegated Cardiff last year, and conceded nearly 60% of all their goals in the first half. They also lost 5 points from goals scored after the 90th minute. - a trifling sum over the course of the season perhaps, but with those extra 5 pints they would have finished 13th.

Why will they stay up?

For West Brom, the case for the defence is a rather more literal term. It's no exaggeration to say their three most impotant players this years will all be expressed charged with stopping the opposition scoring. Ben Foster signing a new deal for the season is a huge fillip for the club, having averaged a saves-to-shots ratio of 65%.

Claudio Yacob was one of the league's best tacklers last year

The signing of Joleon Lescott is a coup for sporting director Richard Garlick, under pressure from fans after some underwhelming signings in January, and in Claudio Yacob the team retain an intelligent footballer who was ranked one of the division's best defensive midfielders by Opta last season, averaging an amazing 82.35% of tackles won (from 22 games admittedly) and completing 87% of his passes. West Brom must hang on to him and keep him fit after various injuries last year.

Who will they rely on?

Richard Garlick's probably the only man in the Midlands, if not England, who felt that Victor Anichebe was worth £6million, but that sort of outlay demands a return and Anichebe will really need to deliver better than the sort of form he managed at Everton, where he scored 18 goals in 131 matches over eight years. On previous form however, it's likely the side will see better results from Saido Berahino who, having made more starts from the bench than any other player last year, had a debut campaign to remember.

Otherwise all are likely to be on how the aforementioned trio of Foster, Yacob and Lescott get on. Although the centre half made a couple of errors that are best described as easily avoided last season at Manchester City, there's no doubting his capability against the sides West Brom simply must get points off to stay up - particularly those fighting relegation prospects.

Pics thanks to the BBC, Mirror.co.uk and Wales Online

The Great Escapists: Part One

QPR, Burnley, Leicester and Palace will all be candidates for relegation, but which side is most likely to beat the drop?

 

Relegated football teams share a small space with those teams that win the championship, or perhaps reach Europe or a cup final for the first time in their history.

 

For all clubs, it's the start of something big. But when you finish in the bottom three or four, you don't usually see that in the write-up. Probably with good reason.

The number of clubs that the Premier League chews up and spits out, mangled often beyond repair, grows and grows. Sheffield Wednesday, Bradford City, Coventry City, Southampton, Bolton Wanderers and QPR have all reported serious cashflow problems since their relegations.

Steve Bruce famously claimed that 'in the Premiership you've got 12 clubs shit-scared of relegation' when in charge of Birmingham City. There's no reason to think that's not still the case. So who should be most concerned about going down?

 

Queens Park Rangers

The background

The bloated squads and tales of farce from seasons yore recede into a serene sunset. QPR appear to have got the happy ending they aimed for when appointing Harry Redknapp in 2012, having reached the promised land, jettisoned 14 players from their ranks, and signed a clutch of experienced Premiership players.

Why are they candidates?

Loic Remy's goals could be crucial to QPR's survival

By their nature, promoted clubs tend to struggle, and QPR will be no different to begin with. Although the ship's steered by old hands in Redknapp and new first mate Glenn Hoddle, they need to plug gaps to avoid sinking fast. Clint Hill has previously struggled at this level, and Rio Ferdinand's underwhelming performances under David Moyes probably weren't motivation-based. And a strikeforce relying on Loic Remy, who has already tried to leave, doesn't bode well.

Why will they stay up?

The presence of Harry Redknapp and his mythical contacts book often turns the most prudent of spenders into fantasy football fans, but in Tony Fernandes he's found an owner who can probably earn it quicker than he can spend it, even if the Malaysian businessman did lose $250m at F1.

Juventus loanee Mauricio Isla is potentially one of the signings of the season and if QPR do play the rumoured 3-5-2 (that Hoddle knows well) they have a tailor made one in the Chilean. Defensively they look fairly solid as long as both Caulker or Onuoha aren't injured at once.

Who will they rely on?

Loic Remy's form up front alongside Charlie Austin, who got 18 goals last term, will be crucial. Jordan Mutch looks a shrewd signing from Cardiff, but the form of Rob Green in goal, Ferdinand and Caulker will be essential to QPR's survival. Expect goals at both ends.
 

Burnley

 

The background

Burnley are most peoples' favourites to go down and their board seem to have clocked on - their scheme of raising season tickets by 50% whilst the going's good smacks of cynicism, but depressingly will probably be construed as good financial sense in May.

 

Why are they candidates?

Fans are philosophical about their chances of staying up, but they arguably have a stronger side this time out. Still, a lack of investment in proven experience is a gamble on Sean Dyche's behalf. The side will need to improve on their lack of possession in the Championship - 48% - to keep the ball away from more dangerous opposition, and an injury to Vokes means Burnley will need to find his goals from somewhere else - which could be a tough ask.

Why will they stay up?

Danny Ings scored 21 goals for Burnley last season

Despite best laid plans by managers, there'll still be an element of surprise to Burnley's squad. They have goals in the team - they won nearly a quarter of all their games by two or more last year thanks mainly to a lethal combination of Danny Ings (right) and Sam Vokes, who got nearly 60% of them.

Their full backs will also help to create plenty, if last season's anything to go by. Ex Manchester City trainee Kieran Trippier got 14 assists last year from right back, and coach Sean Dyche has said that Burnley will look to use their full backs' pace to create chances.

Who will they rely on?

The full backs will be useful to Burnley's survival - Trippier and whichever of signing Matt Taylor and Ben Mee at left back to kick on in possession. England U-21 Michael Kightly's relegation scrap experience with Wolves could prove very valuable to the side, but the focus will undoubtedly be on the strikers.

 

Leicester City

 

The background

Four years after buying the club, a coaching merry-go-round, the return of Nigel Pearson and a slew of new players, Thai businessman Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha saw Leicester re-enter the Premier League with 102 points - a record for the club who have won the division a joint-record seven times. Recruitment's been prudent and a large portion of the 2013-14 squad remain in place for the new campaign.

Danny Drinkwater will need to keep scoring from midfield

Why are they candidates?

Leicester also haven't made many moves in the market, and their signing of Brighton's Leonardo Ulloa is pretty leftfield. Matthew Upson is probably past his best at this level, and a lot will depend on players like Schmeichel and Danny Drinkwater (right) at the spine of the team.

A lack of proven quality in the final third may be their undoing, with ex-Everton striker David Nugent their highest scorer last term with 20.

Why will they stay up?

Leicester's main threat is likely to be their relative youth in midfield - an average age of 23 means they're likely to push tiring sides hard, which had a very positive effect  on the numbers of goals scored in the second half of last season. New signing Marc Albrighton's also gives them an extra dimension from set pieces - an area they struggled with last term at both ends of the field.

Leicester do at least possess the resources to spend big if necessary as Ulloa's signing showed, which could be crucial to survival chances in January if they're floundering.

Who will they rely on?
Like Burnley, Leicester have gone with what they know. A vote of confidence must be taken as such by the Leicester midfield. Matty James, whose 'incisive' break-up play earned him four yellows and a red last year, needs to keep doing the dirty work for Lloyd Dyer and Drinkwater, who contributed 14 league goals between them last year and will need to do so again this year. But Ulloa is undoubtedly the marquee signing, and performances will quickly need to reflect that status to secure safety.
 

Crystal Palace

The background

Following Tony Pulis's shock resignation from Crystal Palace on Thursday it's fair, but sad, to say they ought to be considered. Pulis's sheer knack for organisation got a huge amount out of a ragged side cut adrift last season, and his replacement will have a tough job to emulate his man-management skills there.

Mile Jedinak has signed a new contract after an excellent season with Palace

Why are they candidates?

Precisely because of the things Pulis walked over. Palace have lacked big name signings to kick on, missing out on Sigurdsson and Caulker thanks to wage demands. Asking Mile Jedinak (left) to match last year's miraculous feat of not missing a game is surely too tall a hurdle, even for the Australian.

Why will they stay up?

Jason Puncheon and Yannick Bolasie offer what every counterattacking side needs - pace, direction and a talent for the unpredictable. Captain Jedinak's tackle and interception rate were amongst the best in the league last year. In goal, Wayne Hennessey offers strong competition to Speroni, and Brede Hangeland is ideal material for teams involved in tight matches. Signed on a free, he could be crucial.

Who will they rely on?

Puncheon and Bolasie will need to continue to make Palace's possession stats - average 37% last season - work for them. Dwight Gayle was a decisive sub towards the end of last season with seven goals, and with Palace averaging nearly 40% of all goals scores in the last ten minutes, his presence will be useful. 

But it's likely to be players like Jedinak, Dann and Hangeland who keep Palace in the game. They average 1.21 goals conceded per match last season - one of the best records in the division.

Next: West Brom, Aston Villa and Swansea City

Pics thanks to Reddit, Football365, The Daily Mirror and The Times
 

Premier League 2014-15 Season Preview: Part 1

It's back. And nobody was watching that golf nonsense anyway.

At last. Welcome back, football. Like dust,  football just never goes away. It always looks like the same stuff, but it's always a bit different. And with that in mind, it seems a nice moment to think about what's going to happen this season. First up:
 

Who will win the league?

 

Mourinho's horse metaphor was an apt assessment of last season. Though his 'little horse' comment was mischievous, the smokescreen it established meant a new perspective on Chelsea's less glamorous results - precisely what the Portuguese wanted.

To borrow the metaphor, thoroughbreds always win championships, and in Manchester City there was only one of those last season. Now there are two. Mourinho's raid on his Champions League nemeses, Atletico, has added the requisite grit at the back and bombast up front. Fabregas returns to London from Catalonia a changed man, able to play a forward's role as well as his more familiar central midfield position, and his role in Mourinho's attacking midfield - where he is known to favour pace and physique above agility (if he can't have both) - will intrigue.

 

Costa and Terry argue. That's one problem sorted then.

Inevitably for a Mourinho team, it's likely to come down to the GA column in the table.  Chelsea's united front of Ivanovic, Terry, Cahill and Azpilicueta now has Filipe Luis in it and Thibault Courtois behind it. With Kalas and Zouma in the wings, you get the feeling only an assault of the elemental kind would dissuade resolve. Aspiring Premier League chairmen should see what Roland Emmerich or perhaps Alejandro Jodorowsky have up their sleeves.

In what may be a blessing in disguise for Chelsea and their po-faced arsonist/ coach, Louis Van Gaal's arrival undoubtedly means United are once again the club to watch this season. A relatively comfortable start could see them challenging the early leaders before Liverpool come to town on December 13th to resume hostilities.

 

It's hard to assess which of these clubs will be the superior by that point, with both in need of some rebuilding to some extent. Of the two, Brendan Rodgers' need to replace the explosive results of Luis Suarez appear the more challenging, on the face of it.

Van Gaal, maybe thinking deep thoughts. Maybe not.

 

But Van Gaal (right) and United should start behind their neighbours in more than the alphabetical sense. Rodgers' rebuilding project has taken in a few dead ends, with some deals - Iago Aspas stands out - more bemusing than bewitching, but he's two years ahead of United, where a paradox of having more net income than every other club in the league, but a lack of quality options to choose from, is proving a tricky hurdle. 

 

Herrera has finally arrived and provides ballast for Carrick, but their proposed 5-3-2 shape demands at least one additional centre half, as well as a potential upgrade at right wing back based on current options. Encouragingly Robin van Persie doesn't appear to be an international that suffers tournament hangovers - in his last two major tournaments he has scored more goals than the previous season. Question marks over a considerable portion of a squad Ferguson won a 20th title with are still a big reason for more modest aims this year.

 

United's goals are clear and distinct; rebuild, aim for Europe, maybe a trophy. For Liverpool, their success may blur priorities. They arguably blew their best ever chance to claim the Premier League and Europe may offer irresistible opportunities to a side that were deadly in individual matches last season, despite conceding 50 goals.

 

Dejan Lovren, presumably just out of the gym in that vest

Anfield may be in redevelopment in more than the bricks and mortar sense, but Rodgers' newest recruits from the south coast, and their title-chasing colleagues, will receive spinetingling confirmation of their manager's relentless dedication to putting Liverpool back on their f'ing perch come midweek, midseason.

Even the less boisterous Liverpool fan riles at the suggestion Europe does not miss their contribution. And they make a good point, and should the squad still be visiting John Lennon airport in March next year, expect their league title to falter - and the temperature to rise a bit on Merseyside.

 

Whilst Arsenal have markedly upped their spending this summer, there remains little supplementary firepower for Giroud, although Alexis will undoubtedly add menace to an already scintillating forward line.

 

Arsenal seem committed to a certain kind of football, stockpiling aesthetic brilliance as if a football Cold War were about to descend, and their need for a holding midfielder to support Flamini, and a replacement for Vermaelen remain issues.

We've won something! Can everyone stop going on now?

 

They have kept pace with those directly around them, but they need to start throwing a few elbows at their rivals mid-race if they want to be out in front near the finish. Key games at the usual haunts  - Liverpool, Chelsea and the Manchester clubs - await. For a team that thrives on confidence, their need for positive outcomes is crucial to success.

And so to last season's champions and this year's other big favourites. Three titles in four years, and consecutive championships, would put City in the company of just Chelsea and their illustrious Stretford neighbours. Statements made, markers laid, etc etc.

 

And if everything goes to plan, this season should be a straight fight between Chelsea and City for the title. That plans are being made and adhered to is still a source of miraculous joy for most City fans, but there you go.

 

Van Persie and Mangala will play as derby rivals this season

Mangala and Sagna's arrival removed City's weaknesses in defence at a stroke and Fernando's arrival asks an awkward question of Javi Garcia and potentially the unfortunate James Milner. Joe Hart meanwhile faces the unenviable task of improving on his outstanding form in 2014 with the arrival of Willy Caballero, sub in nothing but name having played seven more matches than the England international for Malaga last season.

 

FFP has meant City's movements have been prudent this summer, and there's little doubt Mangala will close the door after him following his signing. Yet Sunday's loss to Arsenal demonstrated the disjointed movements of a spineless team, and it will again fall to Kompany, Toure, Silva and Aguero to provide the nitrous power that rocketed City to 102 goals and the top position in May.

As has been said elsewhere, when Mourinho has to win - at Chelsea the first time, and at Real in his second season - he does. And there's plenty to suggest City will work very hard to improve on last season's second round exit from Europe, with a deeper squad to play deep into two draining competitions.

 

So bearing in mind all of the above, and taking into account personal bias, here's my top four for May 2015:

1st: Man City

2nd: Chelsea

3rd: Man United

4th: Arsenal (sorry, Arsenal fans)

 

Next: Who's going down? Who's the worst signing? Who's the best? Plus: why tracksuits should be banned from touchlines, new rules for referees and the relationship between bad managers and 'banter' finally investigated.

 

Pics thanks to the BBC, the Mail, Bleacher Report, CNN and Zimbio

The Outrage of Arsene Wenger, Part 183589020782

Wenger's suggestion that City are being disingenuous with FFP is naïve and ignores the issue of football clubs behaving more like businesses

Frank Lampard with Manchester City, where he will play before moving to New York 

When Arsene Wenger called out Manchester City last week for what saw as dangerous flouting of FFP, it was tempting to suggest the kidology had already begun, prior to today's game.

'Is it a way to get around Fair Play? I don't know,' mused Wenger when questioned on the signing and subsequent loan of Frank Lampard from one City to another. His dead-bat response to his own rhetorical question suggests his mind's already made up - and as we all know Arsene Wenger is the only manager in the league with an economics degree.

Whilst that last point appears sarcastic, it's pertinent. Wenger will know what businesses are capable of, and have been since time immemorial, with regard to managing large capital assets in an environment where the game suddenly changes. They get creative.

In fact you don't even need a degree to know this. There's a broad parallel in the story with the UK's banks for the best part of seven years, as the British government - first Brown and Darling, then Cameron and Osborne - tried to get national GDP to grow by getting state-owned banks like the Royal Bank of Scotland to lend to SMEs and the like, mainly by ploughing them with cash. 

The problem was that banks to recapitalise for a variety of reasons - to prepare for impending regulatory fines, administer bad investments in capital restructuring, and make inroads on re-balancing the core tier ratio (deposits to lending) to buttress against a queasy economy and impending ECB stress tests. So the banks smiled sweetly and stockpiled the cash. Cue media frenzy. A bad public relations story for banks, but they got what they needed: more money.

What's happening over at City is just another example of what's been going on for years in the Premier League: by massive movement of large, liquid assets (Glazer) multi-tiered international businesses (any number of Premier League clubs, judging by their summer tours) and a 'dynamic' (no) regulatory environment, shall we say. Wenger's problem isn't Man City but the whole system, but he won't say so because Arsenal benefit from it too and he's got a match on Sunday.

And if you're going to look at the New York deal in detail, from City's perspective it's a smart move. Platini wants clubs to act responsibly with their finances - so City have, by buying or creating other clubs (Melbourne Heart in Australia are City's other 'sister' club) and using that base as a means of managing their players. It's just a surprise David Villa, newly signed for Melbourne, didn't show up at Carrington as well.

New York City FC also allows (Manchester) City to get close to young American talents very quickly and have the means to sign them up without asking them to travel half the world to do so. FFP is meant to exercise club youth policies to give younger players a chance. In 1974 the number of American kids playing soccer was 103,432. In 2012 it was over three million, with a large number playing in Eastern states. The American project appears mutually beneficial.

So Lampard's signing is a great footballing one for both Citys, and also a neat metaphor in football's transition from sport to entertainment commodity. That his final destination is America, where the top five Premier League clubs last season found themselves this summer, is particularly ironic. And whatever Wenger's complaints, it's difficult to criticise City for behaving like a business when UEFA have made it pretty clear that's what they want to see.